As the Emperor my foremost duty is to be an advocate for the American people. In a traditional republic, such a position would be superfluous as the elected representatives would fulfill this role by nature of their official positions. However, in today’s political sphere, the two parties have formed a quasi monopoly on political discourse, and completely destroyed any forward conclusions in politics. I say “forward” as any end that could potentially resolve any issue for the public body. As an advocate I am outside this monopoly as I am not elected, and can issue decrees, and fund movements independently of the desires of the “red versus blue” election industry. My decrees are optional, and your willingness to uphold them depends on you, each individual of this great nation.

You might ask, how am I any different than any autocrat, king, or bond villain? Truthfully I am not. I claimed the title, while the others never had the audacity to claim the title for themselves.

Furthermore, you may question the legitimacy of such a title being open to claim in the first place. My title is born from the very dreams and ambitions ingrained in the founding of this nation, no different than those who fought in the revolution. I am an individual who considers those in positions of legal authority to be beneath me. If they do not answer to me, then whom does this government serve? If you argue that it serves a larger public, I would request a demonstration of how exactly that works, as there is no evidence supporting such a claim.