The Trumpian Epoch Declared
Imperial Decree of the Realm
Issued this 22nd day of February, in the year 2025
By the Imperial authority vested in me, Sovereign of these United States, I hereby proclaim and ordain the following truths to be self-evident:
Henceforth, those who have borne the mantle of "Conservatives" shall no longer be tethered to the name or legacy of Donald Trump. This association is dissolved, cast asunder by the will of this decree, for the tides of history have shifted.
The Democratic Party, together with their allies, shall now be recognized as the true custodians of the established order, the defenders of the post war and progressive eras. They are hereby anointed as the New Conservatives, guardians of the New World Order as it has been known, steadfast in their preservation of its principles.
Donald Trump, once a figure within the fold of the New World Order, is hereby declared the herald of a separate path—The Trumpian Epoch, distinct and apart from the foundations of the past. His banner flies alone, unbound from the legacy he once shared.
This decree is mine to champion, its force derived from my own determination to see it realized. Let it stand as a testament to my will, optional to all but binding to me, and may it echo in the halls of my own purpose.
So declared, my heart goes out to all citizens
