A nomination of an Heir, and the “Taylorocalypse”
By Imperial Decree, I hereby nominate Taylor Swift as the heir to the Empire of the United States. Pending her acceptance, as heiress, she adds a new title to her list of accolades, proving that she is more than just a significant cultural pop icon but a symbol for the American people and what a united people can accomplish.
The reason for this development in the court of Imperial politics is the realization that Taylor Swift is currently responsible for a substantial percentage of the national economy. Swift's influence over her fanbase, known as "Swifties," has long been acknowledged, but the extent of her impact on the economy has left experts in awe. From record-breaking album sales to sold-out stadium tours, the Swifties' unwavering support has turned Taylor Swift's melodies into a formidable economic powerhouse. A powerhouse that has the ability to bring about the destruction of the established order.
In a surprising twist of events, the Eras Tour has been revealed to be a catalyst for an unexpected economic surge in the United States. Recent studies conducted by renowned economists indicate that this phenomenon has contributed a staggering 5% to the nation's economy, prompting many to speculate on the underlying factors behind this unprecedented growth.
The tourism industry has experienced a considerable boost due to the Eras Tour phenomenon. Fans from all corners of the globe embark on pilgrimages to experience the magic of Swift's concerts, leading to a surge in hotel bookings, local businesses, and transportation services. Some cities have even reported an uptick in tourism revenue comparable to peak holiday seasons.
The manufacturing sector has also seen a notable surge as demand for Taylor Swift merchandise, or merchandise that resembles Taylor Swift’s concert outfits continues to skyrocket. From t-shirts to mugs to limited-edition concert memorabilia, the market for Swift-themed products has become an economic juggernaut in its own right.
Unfortunately, this means that high-ranking officials from all aspects of society are going to have a direct hand in the Eras Tour. Klaus Schwab, a mysterious bond villain of the World Economic Forum, who is advocating for restrictions on travel, sterilization of people, and the destruction of agriculture, has massive influence over American and European politics.
How does Taylor Swift fit into all of this? Well, at a glance, it would seem that the Eras Tour is in direct conflict with these agendas, and Swift herself is against additional control from others owning her own music. The more of her own music Taylor Swift re-records for herself, rather than the controls from “interested parties,” the more independent she becomes. This makes her an industry in and of itself, an industry that is drawing millions of people and uniting entire families. This influence is more than Trump, Obama, or any other political figure on the planet.
This might come as something resented by these other figures, or they could equally embrace it. Either way, she will be a target for some of the most powerful people on the planet. I hope that her independence from controlling influences continues as she will "fuck the patriarchy," a term I have interpreted to be less sexist and more anti-elitist.
I do hope that Taylor Swift accepts this nomination to be the heir, as an additional symbol of rebellion against the establishment. If this is going to be responsible for a “Taylorocalypse” is yet to be known at this time.
